Monthly Archives: November 2010

November 30, 2010

Land Of The Long White Cloud…. and Sheep

The Loon is off to New Zealand today, so, as I am not even sure they have internet over there, I will be a bit sporadic with my posts. Hmm, I might even  have to Morse code it! Note to … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2010

Don’t Play With Your Gun On The Loo

OK, here’s the thing Dustin Sippel, when sitting on the toilet playing with your gun  (real gun people, stay focused!) don’t fire it into to the floor, especially if there is an apartment below you . When the irate neighbor … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2010

The Nicotine Made Me Do It

If you haven’t had a cigarette in 2 days  do you ring 911 and say a) you have witnessed a murder b) you’ve been stabbed c) I saw a woman get killed and buried or d) all of the above?  … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2010

Snow Job?

Some guy in Michigan is claiming he has found proof of alien life form. Yes indeedy, Duane Snyder is in possession of an ice meteorite (whatever the hell that is) which he says has friggin extraterrestrial organisms in it. OK … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2010

Hobbits Are Light Skinned

Holy Hobbit racism row Batman. Attention little people auditioning for The Hobbit in New Zealand, no dark skinned women need apply! Hobbits are friggin light skinned OK!!!! Seems the casting agent for the Peter Jackson film has got his ass … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2010

Wikileaks Isn’t All That!

Oh for crying out loud people, this whole who-ha about the latest Wikileaks is just crap. Come on lets get real here, the documents are more embarrassing than a threat to national security. There ain’t any friggin earth shattering leak … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2010

Nothing Worse Than a Clumsy Co Pilot

You know what I hate? When a  friggin clumsy co-pilot knocks the control column  while adjusting his seat, sending the plane plunging 2,000m and then refuses to let the pilot into the cockpit because he’s in  a panic. I really … Continue reading →

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November 29, 2010

Didn’t See It Coming

Now this could come in handy loons, especially if you can’t find your beer goggles. A man in England sought medical help after he kept going temporarily blind during sex. The unnamed man was evidently  suffering from vasoconstriction ( the … Continue reading →

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November 29, 2010

Scariest Friggin Doll EVER!!!

WTF?

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November 29, 2010

So That’s Why You’re Single!

OK here’s the thing daddy, can you quit scaring off  eligible bachelors , I’m a desperate 42 year old surgeon for godness sakes! The Saudi women is currently suing her dad, who also happens to be her male guardian, because … Continue reading →

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