A woman in New Zealand has sold her illness on Trade Me for $155. Atta girl. The 29 year old who suffers from depression wrote on the listing “My depression won’t let you down. It will rear its ugly head at regular intervals. You can call it the Black Dog if you like. At its severest, you won’t be able to get out of bed to shower, change your underwear or clean your teeth.” She was also kind enough to estimate the monthly cost of keeping her illness “under wraps”, which was about $500 (if you don’t include time off work). Despite the winning bidder recieving a transfer of ownership form for the depression there were no guarantees it would hang around.
Psst The money was donated to the Movember Foundation.

That’s it Loon another Kiwi showing their true colours !
I want to buy some ADD and fibromyalgia, but only for the prescriptions that are included in the deal.
hello lazy…using the same clip art 2x in a row.
I was lying in wait for you Bearman
Lazy and late, I had to race off to the Leonard Cohen concert !!!
Did he sing Halleluyah?
Of course, the dude is a legend. Not too many 76 year olds still touring (Rolling Stones excluded).
Anyone interested in buying my hangover ?
[any reasonable offer accepted]
Hey Duncs, tell me how much you get, cause I got a beauty to sell too!!!
I would love to buy your hangover Loon however I have run out of mirrors and beads……would you take river stones?
Blahahahaha Mega, if you play nice I take your Michael Jackson CD as down payment
Does she accept Swagbucks?