Monthly Archives: November 2010

Shut Up, We Are Trying To Sleep!

Getting trapped in the  bathroom of your apartment  for three weeks and only drinking warm water from the tap…$0. Having the neighbors start a petition to stop the inconsiderate bastard from tapping on the pipes every night….priceless. The 69 year … Continue reading

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Woman Sells Her Depression On Trade Me

A woman in New Zealand has sold her illness on Trade Me for $155. Atta girl. The 29 year old who suffers from depression wrote on the listing “My depression won’t let you down. It will rear its ugly head … Continue reading

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RIP Pike River Miners

A second blast at the Pike River coal mine has sealed the fate of the 29  trapped miners (men, sons, fathers and husbands).  All of them are now presumed  dead. RIP. Families were notified soon after the second explosion ripped … Continue reading

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I Don’t Know What To Do With Myself

Remember the Canadian woman who posed as a fake nurse? No? Well anywho, Brigitte Marier  shifted occupations and became a fake Grade 5 science teacher. Dear god, who’d even want to be a REAL science teacher?  Unfortunately Marier’s expertise at … Continue reading

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Ugly Brea

Hmm, the re-runs of Ugly Betty just got a whole lot more fun, now that I can play “spot the mom killing actor”. Yes, Micheal Brea, who had a small part in the TV series Ugly Betty has been arrested … Continue reading

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Turtle vs Kitty

Cowabunga fool!

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Sex In Overdrive

You know what is hell awkward? When you are having hot steamy sex in a car and one of you kicks the automatic gear stick and you end up in the freezing friggin water of the Rhine (yes, the river … Continue reading

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Incoming!!!

Oh for crying out loud, Kim Jong Il, what the? All hell has broken loose on the South/North Korean border after North Korea fired a few artillery shells (50) at Yeonpyeong, a South Korean island. Kimmy, you bad????? It has … Continue reading

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Options When Confronted With TSA Scanners

Option 1 -  Walk slowly and calmly through the full body scanner. Option 2 – Refuse to walk through the full body scanner. Option 3 – Go for the full body molestation pat down by a fully trained airport staff … Continue reading

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Come Back Pressrow!!!!!!

At some stage in the very near distance  future my theme is suddenly going to kaboom. Don’t know when, don’t know how, but I have this freaky little WordPress message permanently flashing on my dashboard, warning of the imminent change. … Continue reading

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