Monthly Archives: November 2010

Never Give A Hoarder A Pet Rat

Attention loons, anyone interested in a pet rat? There are a 1,000 of them currently up for adoption after the TV show Hoarders unearthed the mischief of rodents in a unnamed hoaders home. See, it all started when some idiot … Continue reading

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Festival Ends In Tragedy

What the hell type of festival leaves 345 people dead? Ask the organizers of Water Festival in Phnom Penh! Between 2-4  million people were attending the event when a suspension bridge crossing to an island began to sway. Cue panic … Continue reading

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Keeping It In The Family

Oh for the love of serial killers, a young  reli of Ivan Milat has been charged with killing his teenage mate at the Belango State Forest . Yep, it seems that’s the Milat family killing ground of choice! Ivan Milat … Continue reading

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Boy Gang Raped By Pack Of Women

Here’s something you don’t read about everyday, a Papua New Guinea teen (17) was allegedly gang raped by 10 knife wielding women. Yes loons, desperate women. The schoolboy was minding his own beeswax when they ambushed him. It is believed … Continue reading

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What Happens In Alaska Should Stay In Alaska

Bab Bush maybe pushing 85 but she still knows how to bitch slap. Atta girl.

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Put A Ring On It!

Iran’s pres, Imadinnerjacket, wants girls to marry at the age of 16. Seems this whole thing about waiting until they meet the right man is crap. He wants a population explosion and will give financial incentives to anyone willing to … Continue reading

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Bishop Gets Defriended

Sheez, you give a prominent Church of England bishop a Facebook account and what does he do? Friggin sledges Willie and Kates marriage, that’s what. Reverend Pete Broadbent (58), an avid Facebook user, has raised a few royal eyebrows with … Continue reading

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Gangsta Rat

Don’t mess with a rodent in the hood you friggin pussies!  

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Scarce As Sperm Whale Teeth

OK, here’s the thing Nantucket man, don’t be smuggling no sperm whale teeth into the country because that’s a federal offence. Hello, sperm whale teeth are endangered! Dear god, what the hell would you do with one? Hmm, not like … Continue reading

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Turbulence

You know what I hate? When you are flying from Bali to Melbourne and a passenger with an undiagnosed mentally illness loses it mid flight. I really friggin hate that. The Virgin Blue flight had to make an emergency landing … Continue reading

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