Monthly Archives: December 2010

December 31, 2010

Took 20 Minutes To Deliver My Pizza

OK, for all the people who bought Jamie Oliver’s 30 Minute Meals, sucked in! Seems he fibbed a tad on how long it would take to make each meal. Might want to put a few hours aside and empty your … Continue reading →

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December 31, 2010

Grab Your Deerstalkers

OMG, a skull believed to be that of Ned Kelly may really be….wait for it…the skull of Jack the Ripper. Yes, that’s right folks, Jack the friggin Ripper. For many years it was believed the wife and child killing British … Continue reading →

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December 31, 2010

Hey, Has Anyone Seen My Thong?

Moral of the story is never piss off an exotic dancer. Kayla Anderson aka Summer suspected that other dancers at the Deja Vu were stealing her customers so she raided their lockers, collected up all their bras, underwear and lingerie … Continue reading →

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December 30, 2010

Merry Christmas 999

Attention time wasting 999 callers, the Hertfordshire police have had enough. Please don’t ring unless you have a friggin emergency….

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December 30, 2010

Boney M Singer Dies On the Same Day As Rasputin

Oh my, Bobby Farrell the singer and dancer from Boney M has been found dead in a Russian hotel room. The 61 year old was on tour and had just completed a concert in Saint Petersburg when he said he … Continue reading →

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December 30, 2010

My, What Strong Teeth You Have

A big old shout out to the 92 year old man who spent two hours chewing through masking tape after two bastards bound him to a chair and robbed his house.The elderly man let the two men into his house … Continue reading →

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December 30, 2010

Human Frogger Fail

Remember that dumbass video game Frogger? Yep, the one where you try to get the frogs safely across the road without  turning them into roadkill. Well anywho, some guy from South Carolina was hospitalized after he decided to try the … Continue reading →

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December 30, 2010

Friggin Ashes

OK, excuse me for being a cynical Friggin Loon, but I nearly choked on my cornflakes this morning after hearing Ricky Ponting has been sidelined for the 5th Ashes Test. A bit friggin late dontcha think? Why didn’t he considered … Continue reading →

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December 30, 2010

Yeah, About Your Niece and Nephew!

British scaffolder Charlie Lowden secretly donated sperm to his lesbian aunt so she could have two children with her partner. HOWEVER, the secret was revealed to his stunned parents after Charlie (20) died unexpectedly during routine surgery. Surprise, you’re grandparents! … Continue reading →

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December 30, 2010

Last Jesus Sighting Of The Year

And the last Jesus sighting of the year goes to Karen Sigler from Indiana who believes Jesus appeared in her chest X-ray just above her heart.

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