Kat darls, how's about another beer?
Oh dear god you poor biatch, Prince William and Kate Middleton has vowed they he won’t be having no butlers or household staff after they tie the knot. Hmm, which means only one thing….Kate, you’re a glorified housewife. Hmm, see, this is what happens when they marry a commoner! Might want to request white goods for pressies and a nice big hoover.Geez, it was bad enough you got a recycled ring now you are losing all the friggin perks of being a princess. Sweetie, it ain’t too late to change your mind, those friggin teatowels haven’t been printed yet!!! I hear being a WAG has it’s perks.
Psst Damn you, now every time I spy a photo of them I’ll be looking for any signs of shrinkage, iron marks, uneven creases and pink undies.
Nah he’s got the right idea. No help!! do it all yourself Willie. Kate can do the inside and you tend to the outside. I have a gardener but the trouble is getting his sorry arse into gear to help with the big stuff. Better just doing it by yourself. Loon I think she’ll still be allowed to go to the drycleaners with her blue dress. I think she only as the one as that’s all I see her in. Wills may have to recycle some of Di’s old ones whci he may have to buy back from Earl Spencer.
Hhmm, will they be looking for a bedsit instead of a posh residence after they’re wed?
I’m with her keeping the ring and giving him the door. and telling his granny to kiss her ass.
I saw Granny’s Christmas message the other day and I think my TV must be playing up. She looked shorter and wider.
u all got it wrong….
the real scoop is that the queen said
“one will have no more money after ur semi lavish wedding, one is almost broke and one has too much debt. since ur marrying a commoner, then live like one… we will put a spin on it that you just want to be “regular people”…