Monthly Archives: December 2010

December 28, 2010

Job Opportunity Has Just Become Available In Guadalupe

The successful applicant must be able to work on their own and under pressure, preferably single with no ties, have a good grasp of the Spanish language and have a healthy love of the “element of surprise”. Reason?  The only … Continue reading →

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December 28, 2010

Hello, That Ain’t No Fairy Tale!!!!!

Oh dear god you poor biatch, Prince William and Kate Middleton has vowed they he won’t be having no butlers or household staff after they tie the knot. Hmm, which means only one thing….Kate, you’re a glorified housewife. Hmm, see, … Continue reading →

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December 28, 2010

Not The Friggin London Eye!

Holy Christmas terrorist plot Batman. Nine men have been arrested in England suspected of planning to kaboom the London Eye, the Stock Exchange and Mayor Boris Johnson, though not in any particular order. Oh and The Dean of St Paul’s … Continue reading →

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December 28, 2010

What Justice?

OMG, you are better off to be a criminal in Australia, not only are the sentences pathetic but you can also spend your time in prison suing the state for negligence and receiving a shit load of compo. Alan Brown, … Continue reading →

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December 28, 2010

Honey Have You Seen My Bath Salts?

Attention all drug users in Louisiana, the rumor you heard that bath salts, fertilizer or insect repellent can be sniffed to give you a high like cocaine or speed is a friggin lie, you will end up either in an … Continue reading →

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December 28, 2010

When Nature Calls

You know when god is messing with you when temperatures soar to over 104 degrees (40 Celsius) and everyone flocks to the beach only to be told to get the hell out of the water …SHARKS!!!!! Welcome to Western Australia.

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December 27, 2010

Little Jamie Does An Irish Headbutt

Not quite sure if Santa’s little helper survived his head injuries…  

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December 27, 2010

Can You Hear Scratching?

Oh for crying out loud people, how friggin hard is it to check a pulse before nailing a coffin shut, huh? Maria das Dores (88), who suffers from Alzheimer’s and blocked arteries had been declared by Brazilian doctors on the … Continue reading →

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December 27, 2010

Kim Jong Unny Not so Happy Birthday

Oh no, seems Dear Leader’s son, Kim Jong-Un, will be getting less birthday pressies this year after a train carrying the haul derailed. Of course some bastard sabotaged the friggin train, it couldn’t have possibly have been because of North … Continue reading →

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December 27, 2010

Sat-Navs Are A Bitch!

You know what I hate? When your friggin sat-nav sends you in circles for three days as you try to get home from the Gatwick airport. I really friggin hate that! Poor Mohammed Bellazrak (72) dropped his wife off at … Continue reading →

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