Monthly Archives: December 2010

December 27, 2010

Anyone Care For An Endangered Species Fur Coat?

Geez lady, I simply love  that  whale- skin hang bag, seal coat and leopard porkpie hat ensemble. Clair Watson makes Cruella de Vil look like Snow friggin White with her wardrobe of safari roadkill now on public sale in New … Continue reading →

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December 27, 2010

Marriage Number 3 For Hugh Hefner

A big shout out to Hugh Hefner on his engagement to 23 year old Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris. How does he friggin do it? The 84 year old proposed on Christmas eve and was evidently met with a teary “yes”. … Continue reading →

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December 26, 2010

No Snowflake, It Wasn’t Santa!

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house An intruder was vomiting, what a damn friggin louse! A very pissed Lester Bagwell broke into a house in Howard county then used the toilet before upchucking all over the … Continue reading →

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December 26, 2010

Fat Woman vs Mechanical Bull

If you missed this last year, here’s a repeat performance…….

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December 26, 2010

What A Cracker!

OK, here’s the thing firefighter, shoving a lit firework through your mate’s letterbox as a joke was hilarious until the curtains caught on fire, the house nearly burned down and you were forced to resign. Hmm, Adam Louth won’t be … Continue reading →

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December 25, 2010

Made In India

An Indian space rocket carrying an advanced communication satellite was intentionally kaboomed 47 seconds after lift-off because it veered off course. Hmm, and whats more, the whole friggin disaster was captured on live TV, awkward.

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December 25, 2010

My Blackberry Ain’t Working

This was circulating around the Christmas table for my benefit today …..

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December 25, 2010

The Nanny Did It!

Honey, sweetie, darl, trying to bump off the chief executive of a British lingerie and sex-toy company with windshield wiper fluid is pretty damn  obvious, go read Miss Marple and come back when you have a less in incriminating method….sheez. … Continue reading →

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December 25, 2010

My, what big manboobs you have my dear?

You know what I hate? When you marry the man of your dreams and he won’t have sex with you even after 6 months of marriage AND then you discover he is a she! I really friggin hate that. Minati … Continue reading →

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December 24, 2010

Two Santas vs Royal Swedish Guard

Two Santas beat up a guard at Sweden’s Royal Palace and took off his with his loaded gun and not just any old gun, a loaded AK-5 automatic rifle. Hmm, which can only mean one thing, Santa’s pissed…. so run … Continue reading →

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