Monthly Archives: December 2010

December 24, 2010

How do you know the Royal family hates you?

When the Queen approves your official commemorative coin marking your engagement to her grandson and it looks like crap, that’s how. Sheez, Kate must have choked on her cucumber sandwich when her soon to be granny-in-law gave the coin the … Continue reading →

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December 24, 2010

Twas The Night Before Friggin Christmas

The Friggin Loon would like to break from normal transmission to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and thank you for all the laughs and giggles throughout the year. I would especially like to send out my best wishes and … Continue reading →

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December 24, 2010

Sick Bag Warning

OMG, ewh, ewh, ewh. Note to self, never ever touch the sick bags on airplanes. A woman, who happened to be a doctor, grabbed the sick bag while on an American Airlines flight to put a used tissue in it … Continue reading →

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December 24, 2010

A Woman’s Scorn

Tsk, tsk, Yunus Bapari, you should have come clean and told all your wives about all your other friggin wives then you might be alive today. Bangladeshi rickshaw driver Bapari had four wives but none of them knew that… until … Continue reading →

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December 23, 2010

Who Flung Dung?

OK, here’s the thing bickering women, dumping your cat’s kitty litter boxes onto each others property ain’t gonna solve anything and will really confuse the cats! Here’s how it all went down….911 receives a call at 4.04 am by one … Continue reading →

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December 23, 2010

Dear Leader Wants A Fight

Hold onto your Pyongy beer people, North Korea said they are prepared to start a sacred war.Seems Kim Jong Il wasn’t impressed with South Korea’s live fire military exercises this week and has hinted he may pull out his big … Continue reading →

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December 23, 2010

Embassies On Alert

No need to panic but if you are working in an embassy in Rome don’t open any friggin parcels, they could go kaboom. Two separate parcel bombs exploded at the Chilean and Swiss embassies in Rome injuring two people yesterday. … Continue reading →

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December 23, 2010

She’s Not My Mommy

This is one of my all time fav videos……devil’s spawn!!!

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December 23, 2010

Well That’s Not Much!

OMG men, did you know you will only average 3 hrs of orgasm in your lifetime (note : if you are an Aussie man I’d probably halve that)? Hmm, and it gets worse. According to Singapore gyno Dr Fang Zhuang … Continue reading →

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December 23, 2010

Tossed Salad Anyone?

Remember the al Qaeda group who tried to blow up planes using two toner cartridge bombs? Well, I have it on good authority (CNN) they were going to poison salad bars and buffets throughout the US first but decided against … Continue reading →

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