Monthly Archives: January 2011

January 31, 2011

Hi Honey I’m Home!

OK loons, I found out something really cool. If I worked as an immigration officer I could put my partner’s name  on the list of terrorist suspects and stop the bastard flying home. No, no, it’s true, some guy did … Continue reading →

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January 31, 2011

One Of Nature’s Nasties!

Now this is how I like my nature programs …”The Cassowary is a hideous and hateful bastard of a bird, and like most things that live in Australia, if ya piss it off, it can totally kick the shit out … Continue reading →

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January 31, 2011

Thanks!

Oh for crying out loud, what is wrong with this picture? A judge in England decided not to send a man, who attacked two men during a brawl, to jail so he could come live in Australia with his wife … Continue reading →

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January 31, 2011

What A Dick

How far would you go to win a new silver Mini Cooper? Well, Andreas Mueller had the word “MINI” tattooed on his penis to win one. Yep, a German radio show offered a free car if he had his penis … Continue reading →

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January 31, 2011

Granny With A Grudge

There is nothing worse than a granny with a grudge, especially when it involves ketchup, mayo, corn syrup and a book library drop box. For over a year the Ada County Community Library have been trying to catch the fiend … Continue reading →

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January 31, 2011

Don’t Mess With Mom

A Crestview mom came up with a simple and friggin effective way to stop her eldest son picking on his younger bro. Call the police.Yep, after oldest son (18) got peeved with mom, he went off and slapped his younger … Continue reading →

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January 30, 2011

Honey, Where’s Your Slippers?

OK, here’s the thing purse snatcher. If you want some respect, don’t be leaving your slippers at the scene of the crime. Your friggin slippers for goodness sakes, have some pride man, at least dress before scaring the shit out … Continue reading →

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January 30, 2011

Geezer Bandit Strikes Again

Hey Loons, remember the Geezer Bandit? You know, the old dude who keeps robbing them banks in California? Well anywho, he’s been at it again. Bank number 13 thank you very much and still not any closer to being caught. … Continue reading →

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January 30, 2011

Better Than Having To Talk To Those Freaks

And now for a piece of useless information. How many text messages are received every single day in the US? If you said about 200,000,000,000,000 (which is friggin two hundred trillion) you’d be  correct. Teens alone send on average about … Continue reading →

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January 29, 2011

Move Over Friztl, We Have a New Dungeon Master

Brazilian man Joao Batista Groppo had allegedly been keeping his wife, Sebastiana, locked up in a cellar for 16 years. She was discovered lying starkers in a corner of the cellar with just a blanket after police received a tip-off. … Continue reading →

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