OK, here’s the thing suicide bombers, make sure when you’re preparing your friggin cell phone activated suicide belt , no one sends you a text message before hand and sets the damn thing off. A Russian woman who was planning to blow herself up in Red Square on New Year’s Eve was blown to smithereens a few hours before when her cell phone provider sent her a Happy New Year text , triggering the detonation. She and her house were pretty much blown to kingdom come!
Psst There goes the 72 virgins!
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Damn but that seems appropriate.
What a good way to start my day Loon . Take care of the finer details bomber. When you gace friends like hers who needs enemies? lolol lmao.
Great now the Feds will be sending out a call every 5 min. You’ll be getting a message something like this.
“This is the government just in case this phone is hooked to a bomb”
Great…next
New years resolution: ditch the cell phone.