Monthly Archives: January 2011

The Dangers Of Being A Suicide Bomber

OK, here’s the thing suicide bombers, make sure when you’re preparing your friggin cell phone activated suicide belt , no one sends you a text message before hand and sets the damn thing off. A Russian woman who was planning … Continue reading

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How Frustrating!

Alison Louise Vince has pleaded guilty to making a false report. Whoopsie. Seems during a drunken fight  she rang Hobart police and told them  her partner was refusing to have sex with her. Her excuse … “I was off my … Continue reading

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Egypt Unplugged

OMG, Egypt’s internet is currently unplugged. The kill switch was pulled by the government as protesters called for the end of President Hosni Mubarak’s nearly 30-year rule. The internet blackout has raised eyebrows around the world. Surely it can’t be … Continue reading

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Gorilla Walks Like A Man

Holy evolution debate Batman. A Silverback gorilla called Ambam has learned to walk like a man after spending an awful lot of time peering over the fence waiting for his  food. Hmm, funny, because I’ve spend a lot of time … Continue reading

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Charlie Sheen Is At It Again

Charlie Sheen was rushed to hospital last night with severe abdominal pain after a 36 hour bender. TMZ is reporting that a “briefcase full of cocaine” was delivered to his house during the private shindig which included 2 porn stars … Continue reading

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Friggin Leemings!

The lab tests are in on the 300 blackbirds found dead recently near Athens in Limestone county, Alabama. Hmm, it appears they all died from flying into…wait for it… a large object like a tractor-trailer rig. WTF, is that the … Continue reading

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There Goes My Calling At 3am

OMG, when Buddy, a valuable Siamese-Bengal cross pedigree cat,  went missing in New Zealand the owner was understandable upset. But imagine her shock-horror when a few days later the cat strolls back home missing his balls! Yep, someone had the … Continue reading

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Give The Girl Back Her Toys

OK robbers, for crying out loud, how many times have I told you, stealing a little girl’s Beanie Babies is no way to go through life…meanies! Scott Napolillo (18) and Sean Knapp (18) got on their bikes and rode to … Continue reading

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That Is Hard To Swallow

Oh dear, when an Albuquerque woman tasted a free yogurt sample at the Sunflower Market she immediately spat it out claiming it tasted like sperm. Sheez, well spotted! The woman was so disgusted she rang police who scooped up the … Continue reading

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Incoming!!!!

If first you don’t succeed, think middle ages. Drug smugglers have been caught on surveillance cameras catapulting packs of cannibis over the Mexican border into the US. Atta boys.The fun ended after the Naco Border Patrol Station watched them for … Continue reading

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