Monthly Archives: January 2011
Jew Melon
Tsk, tsk, Coles (one of Australia’s major food retail stores) has got caught changing labels on imported fruit. Hmm, seems some of the food outlets in NSW have been labeling Jaffa red grapefruit as “product of Australia” instead of “product … Continue reading →
Assange 1, US Government 0
US investigators admit they’ve got friggin nothing on Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. They’ve huffed and they’ve puffed but they haven’t find a link between him and whistle blower Bradley Manning. Back to the drawing board boys. Psst Hmm, maybe this … Continue reading →
Filed under How Embarrassing, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Tagged as Bradley Manning, Julian Assange, no evidence, US investigators, whistle blower, wikileaks
You Did What?
Goodness gracious me, Andrew Nash has been arrested after he was caught having sex with show hogs. Ewh, worse still, he gave four of them a vaginal infection. Nash was sprung after the hog’s owner was told by a vet … Continue reading →
Filed under Friggin Gross, Friggin Wrong, Well I Never
Tagged as Andrew Nash, arrested, hogs, Mississippi, sex, sex with show hogs, vaginal infection
You Could Get Poked
Holy crap insurance fraudsters be careful who you friend on Facebook, they are trolling your pics and convos looking for signs of deceit. You have been warned.
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Tagged as conversations, Facebook, insurance companies, photos, trawling facebook
Marriage Proposal Fail
Attention all British soldiers serving in Afghanistan with a pregnant girlfriend named Samantha. If you happened to have left a marriage proposal message on her answering machine I have some bad news. It wasn’t her phone. Wrong number mister. Diane … Continue reading →
Jimmy Buffet Face Plant
Jimmy Buffet fell off stage face first at a Sydney concert last night. Horrified fans were told to leave the venue as Buffet lay unconscious for up to 10 minutes. A witness said “We were in the 10th row and … Continue reading →
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
Tagged as concert, face first, fell off stage, head injury, Jimmy Buffet, sydney
Step Away From Those Reusable Grocery Bags
OK people, no need to panic but you know those reusable grocery bags? Hmm, yeah well, you might want to step away from them, many contain more lead than legally allowed. Friggin China!!! Anywho, avoid the “non-woven polypropylene” bags from … Continue reading →
Insurance Company Drops Policy Over 2 Cents
Calling Michael Moore, Michael Moore to the front desk. Sheez, imagine having cancer only to discover your insurance company had dropped your health cover because you were two cents short on your payments. Ronald Flanagan, a Vietnam Vet, who needs … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never
Tagged as 2 cents, 2 cents short, billing, error, health cover, insurance policy, no longer covered, two cents
Stop! Or I’ll …..
Hmm, since when has a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” (dildo) been considered a weapon? When Carolee Bildsten (57) allegedly used it as self defense against a cop. Oh boy. The story is a tad long winded so here’s my … Continue reading →
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!, You Go Girl!
Tagged as arrested, assault, Carolee Bildsten, dildo, drinking, Gurnee, Joe's Crab Shack, police officer, sex toy
No Worries
The Prime Minister is going to announce tomorrow (after Australia Day) that all Australians will be paying for the flood recovery with a one off levy to raise $3.5 billion. Hmm, and guess where it will be taken from? Yep, … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Tagged as Australian government, flood recovery, Julia Gillard, levy, Medicare levy, taxed
