Monthly Archives: January 2011

January 26, 2011

Viva Jersey Shore

Oh crap, the entire cast of Jersey Shore are off the Italy to shoot season 4. Good luck with that…ciao. Dear god, will they have clothes in Snooki’s size?

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January 26, 2011

Back To The Drawing Board

OK the irony is subtle but you can probably see it… 7 people have been killed after gunmen opened fire with automatic weapons during a soccer match in an “anti-violence” park in the Mexican border city of Ciudad Juarez. The … Continue reading →

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January 25, 2011

Mystery Of The Grand Piano

Attention people, can the owner of a 650lb grand piano left on a sandbar in Miami’s Biscayne Bay please remove it because the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission say they’ll be damned if they will (unless it becomes a … Continue reading →

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January 25, 2011

Happy Australia Day

It’s Australia Day down under which means a day off, a few cold ones and fireworks. While we kick back and party please spare a thought for our Diggers overseas, all the flood victims and people doing it rough.

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January 25, 2011

Miss Moscow Airport Suicide Bomber

Word on the street is the Moscow suicide bomber was in fact a female. It is also being reported she shouted “I will kill you all” before exploding a bomb which had the power of 5kg of TNT in the … Continue reading →

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January 25, 2011

You’re Pleading What?

Oh for crying out loud, Jared Loughner has pleaded NOT GUILTY to killing six people and attempting to kill congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords. WTF? Did the CCTV footage show some else pulling the trigger? Oooh, oooh let me guess, “insanity” defense?

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January 25, 2011

Well That’s Forked!

You know what I hate? When you walk out of a restaurant and your mate stabs you in the eye with a fork. I really friggin hate that! Oran “Georgia Boy” Turner and Robert McEwen got into a bit of … Continue reading →

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January 25, 2011

Friggin GPS

In 50 meters take the next right OK people, how many times must I say it, global positioning systems (GPS) are evil. Don’t believe me, well just ask the British pensioners who drove their Renault into a church in Germany … Continue reading →

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January 25, 2011

Better Than Winning Lotto

We break into normal transmission to announce Oprah has discovered she has a secret half sister. Yep, seems Oprah’s mommy put Patricia up for adoption almost 50 years ago and didn’t tell no one. Man, it’s like finding out you’re … Continue reading →

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January 25, 2011

Dumbass Scammer

Well, well, well, scammers are getting a tad more pushier these days as people are wising up to their tricks. Connie Newell knew the moment a man rang her on her cell phone to say she had “won a million … Continue reading →

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