Monthly Archives: February 2011

Libya Says Civil War, China Say Performance Art!

On the 14th of Feb, three days after the fall of Egyptian Pres Mubarak, Libyan Facebook users sent out the call to peacefully protest against Gadhafi. Needless to say the Libyan government were not amused and tried to quell fears … Continue reading

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Crikey!

Seems Steve Irwin’s Australia Zoo may be facing bankruptcy. The baton which was passed to young Bindi, following the unexpected death of Steve Irwin five years ago, has failed to bring in the much needed bucks to keep the dream … Continue reading

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Freshly Squeezed Breast Milk

Attention women who cannot nurse, Breanna Clemons is selling her breast milk on Craigslist. So far she has 200 bags of freshly squeezed milk waiting but as of yet no takers. Oh and if you are worried about catching something … Continue reading

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Stirred and Shaken

Oh my, a student has been expelled and three suspended from the  Benfield School in Newcastle-upon-Tyne after they took a photo of one of them putting their penis inside a teacher’s coffee mug and then posted  it on the net. … Continue reading

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Bieber Ain’t Bulletproof

We can only dream …..

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Channel 7 Just Got Owned

Oh dear Channel 7, you just got a bitch slapping by rival Channel 9. Now we know why the friggin annoying watermarks, which by the way was funny/inappropriate during the floods!!!

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How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?

Oh for the love of all things bright and beautiful, Dominic Ehrler has found himself a stalker. Maria the goose  is so besotted with the retired investor she follows him every day around Echo park in LA . When it’s … Continue reading

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Flying Circus

Oh no, my worst fears combined, flying and clowns. Avianova, a cheap Russian airline, has announced as part of its inflight service they are hiring clowns, actors and musicians to entertain the passengers during flights. Dear god, the last thing … Continue reading

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Crime Doesn’t Pay

OK, here’s the thing would-be robbers, don’t be trying to rob a friggin gun store when the clerk is wearing a shoulder holster with a semiautomatic handgun in plain view, you will lose your dignity and $40. The clerk at … Continue reading

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Transporting Mattresses Fail

OK, here’s the thing people, when attempting to transport mattresses on the roof of your car, use a friggin rope to hold them down and not your mate. Timothy Lee Walker from North Carolina suffered serious  head injuries after  the … Continue reading

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