Monthly Archives: February 2011
Libya Says Civil War, China Say Performance Art!
On the 14th of Feb, three days after the fall of Egyptian Pres Mubarak, Libyan Facebook users sent out the call to peacefully protest against Gadhafi. Needless to say the Libyan government were not amused and tried to quell fears … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Tagged as China, Facebook, Gadhafi, internet, Jasmine revolution, Libya, middle east, protesters, Saif al-Islam Gadhafi, slaughter, soldiers, unrest
Crikey!
Seems Steve Irwin’s Australia Zoo may be facing bankruptcy. The baton which was passed to young Bindi, following the unexpected death of Steve Irwin five years ago, has failed to bring in the much needed bucks to keep the dream … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife, I'm Just Saying !
Tagged as 22 staff sacked, Australia Zoo, bankrupt, Bindi Irwin, crikey, facing bankruptcy, mismanagement, Staff, steve irwin
Freshly Squeezed Breast Milk
Attention women who cannot nurse, Breanna Clemons is selling her breast milk on Craigslist. So far she has 200 bags of freshly squeezed milk waiting but as of yet no takers. Oh and if you are worried about catching something … Continue reading →
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Tagged as Breanna Clemons, breast milk, craigslist, fresh, selling
Stirred and Shaken
Oh my, a student has been expelled and three suspended from the Benfield School in Newcastle-upon-Tyne after they took a photo of one of them putting their penis inside a teacher’s coffee mug and then posted it on the net. … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Tagged as Benfield School, coffee cup, expelled, Facebook, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, penis, penis in coffee cup, prank, student, teacher
Bieber Ain’t Bulletproof
We can only dream …..
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never
Tagged as CSI, Justin Bieber, killed, shot
Channel 7 Just Got Owned
Oh dear Channel 7, you just got a bitch slapping by rival Channel 9. Now we know why the friggin annoying watermarks, which by the way was funny/inappropriate during the floods!!!
Filed under How Embarrassing, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!
Tagged as an apology, Australia, channel 7, channel 9, news rivals, stealing, stealing footage, watermarks
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?
Oh for the love of all things bright and beautiful, Dominic Ehrler has found himself a stalker. Maria the goose is so besotted with the retired investor she follows him every day around Echo park in LA . When it’s … Continue reading →
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Wildlife
Tagged as best friends, Dominic Ehrler, Echo park, flys with next to scooter, Los Angeles, Maria the goose, stalker
Flying Circus
Oh no, my worst fears combined, flying and clowns. Avianova, a cheap Russian airline, has announced as part of its inflight service they are hiring clowns, actors and musicians to entertain the passengers during flights. Dear god, the last thing … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !
Tagged as actors, Avianova, clowns, entertain passengers, hiring, hiring clowns, in flight, musicians, Russian airline
Crime Doesn’t Pay
OK, here’s the thing would-be robbers, don’t be trying to rob a friggin gun store when the clerk is wearing a shoulder holster with a semiautomatic handgun in plain view, you will lose your dignity and $40. The clerk at … Continue reading →
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Tagged as derrent, fail, gun store, leaft behind money, robbery, semiautomaic gun, would-be robbers
Transporting Mattresses Fail
OK, here’s the thing people, when attempting to transport mattresses on the roof of your car, use a friggin rope to hold them down and not your mate. Timothy Lee Walker from North Carolina suffered serious head injuries after the … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
Tagged as car roof, head injuries, mattresses, no rope, roof, slid off car roof, Timothy Lee Walker