Monthly Archives: March 2011

March 31, 2011

Axe Murderer Update

Oh my, remember the well known South African rugby player who chopped up three men with an axe because he said they raped his daughter and gave her HIV? Hmm, yeah about that, seems his daughter was never raped and … Continue reading →

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March 31, 2011

Pam Ayres

Does anyone remember Pam Ayres? I grew up with her poetry and still have her well worn books on my bookshelf. Hilarious Loons, hilarious ….

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March 31, 2011

About That Head In The River

You know what I hate? When you are going for a walk and you see a human head with “curly hair and eyebrows” in the River Witham, only to have the police inform you a little time later it was … Continue reading →

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March 31, 2011

Advise For Today

If your child has just eaten ants, do not, and I repeat, do not feed them ant-killer because you’re concerned about “ants jiggling inside” their tummy.This has been a community service announcement from the Dunedin-based National Poisons Centre.

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March 31, 2011

Primal Instinct

OMG, a top South African rugby player has been arrested for allegedly hacking to death three men who he believed gang raped his daughter, giving her HIV. The man, who has not been named, played for one of the leading … Continue reading →

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March 31, 2011

Breast Feeding Doll Anyone?

Debate time…Berjuan Toys have just released “Breast Milk Baby” a breast feeding doll for little girls. Bless. The doll comes with a top that the child can wear which has two flower nipples and a sensor that makes sucking sounds. … Continue reading →

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March 30, 2011

Why Is Everyone Reading Bedtime Stories?

Oh for crying out loud you friggin drug dealing crims, how desperate do you have to be to get someone to send you a  children’s coloring books saturated in narcotic drugs to the Cape May County Correctional Center? Hmm,quite. Who … Continue reading →

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March 30, 2011

Wikipedia Announces Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Death

Um,  Wikipedia must know something we don’t because they have already announced Zsa Zsa Gabor’s death! Wiki Update : The news of her death were greatly exaggerated, Wiki have now removed it. Zsa Zsa still lives . Move on nothing … Continue reading →

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March 30, 2011

Samurai 50

Want a job as a hero samurai at the Fukushima nuclear power plant? Here’s what you have to do… get up at 6am and chomp down 30 survival crackers and guzzled  180  milliliter pack of vegetable juice before heading to … Continue reading →

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March 30, 2011

Sad Ending For An Innocent Man

OMG, remember Joseph White who was released from prison in 2008 after serving 20 years for a crime he didn’t commit? Well he died this weekend having been crushed by heavy machinery at a coal processing plant. Mr White was … Continue reading →

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