It was cold!
Oh my, want to know which country contains the men with the biggest penises? Hmm, thought not, but anywho you know me, here it is …
1. Congo with average penis size 18cm (7.1 inches)
2. Ecuador with average penis size 17.5cm (6.9 inches)
3. Ghana with average penis size 17.3 cm (6.8 inches)
4. Colombia with average penis size 17cm (6.7 inches)
5. Venezuela with average penis size 17cm (6.7 inches)
? UK with average penis size 13.97cm (5.5 inches)
94.Australia with average penis size 13.2cm (5.2inches) WTF!!!
? United States with average penis size 12.9cm (5.1 inches)
Want to check for yourself click here for the Penis Chart.
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Looks like I’m better then the aussie bell bulge, I mean curve
Check, please!
Loud mouths have always been known to have a small dick…proof is on the chart…Thanks for that enlightenment Loon..I’m going on holidays in the Congo…I never been there before…
And Poland?
OK Poland ….14.29 (5.6 inches). Packing my bags for a contiki me thinks
Hmm well I guess I got the jackpot lolol!
Thank you oh great penis God
Head high strutting
Dam you forget to say if this is before or after.
Before or after what? A cold shower?
SEX
Ha, according to the charts on the website, penis length is considerably longer when ‘self-reported’ rather than ‘measured’
No surprise there then
How come they don’t have anyone over the age of 43? Us old guys always remember it being bigger that that in the good old days!
Hmmm … yeah … South Africa 15,29 cm (self reported) … LIARS!!!!
I’m not even going to ask what Loon was looking for when she found that little chart
Perhaps her next world tour? 
Wanna come?
I have spare tape measures!!!!!
Hell yes!!! We starting North Africa, then moving to South America?
That’s from the biggest to the smallest right? We better skip Vietnam, nothing to see there
Hey, how come we Scots got lumped in with the English ?
Ggrrrr !!!
That’s really dragged our score down !
Regrettably we don’t have a printer. Darn the luck.
A sketch will do Ink Guy
Tape measures for Julie and Loon? Looking for an anaconda? High hopes girls….Bunnings sell metric rulers…enough said…..
Sweet heavens…Americans and Austrians didn’t get on the map for big wankers. Crikey, I have a bigger penis than that!
Ha! Thanks for clarifying Lisa.
I was wondering from your profile picture that you were actually a dude. And to think if you pull back your gut folds you might add another inch to your pecker! I might take you at your word honey, but somehow I don’t think you’ve seen any schlongs to warrant a comment.
xx
Now where was I when you posted this comment ????
There are many penis size charts and they don’t agree. Silly, what?