If you happened to have seen a man in Calgary on Wednesday running with a torso under his arm, it’s the dude who stole a $460 sex doll from the Little Shop of Pleasures, and police may want a word.
Psst Hmm, seeing as he’s had the doll a few nights I am assuming the store doesn’t want the friggin thing back !
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I guess they’ll be having a sale for those with head, arm, hand, leg, and foot fetishes now!
Yeah
$460.00 I was thinking that is high but at least she won’t be talking back or telling him she has a head ack.
But who will do the dishes Desk 49?
Hopefully they had torso insurance.
I just woke half the ward laughing out loudly here!