You know what I hate? When you are going for a walk and you see a human head with “curly hair and eyebrows” in the River Witham, only to have the police inform you a little time later it was a friggin rock! I really hate that. Yes, it was in England!
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Perhaps it was a severe case of rigor mortis.
Did it have green hair (ie moss)??? It wasn’t me.
So you’re saying you’re not a dead-head?
This reminds me of my ex-hubby … few (ok a lot) years ago, we were in Durban on holiday – our holiday flat overlooked the beach from the 5th floor. We were standing looking out at the sea one morning, when my ex gasped “OMG – there’s a shark in the water” …. I had a good hard look but I couldn’t see anything, but he was convinced! He went bolting out the flat door, and a couple of minutes later, I saw him charging across the road, across the beach and down the jetty like a bat out of hell, waving his arms like a stark raving lunatic ……
Next minute, I saw him stop, turn around, slide his hands into his pockets and slink back along the jetty …..
The shark was a surfboard
Blahahahaha fine line between hero and zero
I thought the curly lochs were in Scotland?!