Monthly Archives: March 2011

March 25, 2011

Bigfoot Sighting Alert

Dude the art of fooling the public is to at least make your video of Bigfoot look real!  Thomas Byers, a North Carolina man, claims he filmed Bigfoot shuffling  across Golden Valley Church Road in Rutherford County on Wednesday night … Continue reading →

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March 25, 2011

Just The Torso You Say?

If you happened to have seen a man in Calgary on Wednesday running with a torso under his arm, it’s the dude who stole a $460 sex doll from the Little Shop of Pleasures, and police may want a word. … Continue reading →

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March 25, 2011

Penguin Dilemma

No one likes getting their feet wet!

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March 25, 2011

Well That Stinks

Sheez and were thought a flood tax was bad, Omaha Mayor Jim Suttle wants a federal tax on toilet paper to pay for all the upgrades on the crappy sewer systems in the US. Hmm, well at least they are … Continue reading →

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March 25, 2011

I’m Gonna Be Late For Work!

Honey, sweetie, darl, when you decide to hop a freight train to catch a ride to work, don’t be ringing 911 when the friggin train fails to stop at your destination. The dude rang from atop the train and also … Continue reading →

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March 24, 2011

They Have A Website For That?

OK, here’s the thing lady who hired a hit man a) don’t use a website called hitmanforhire.com and b) for god sakes don’t use friggin paypal. Marissa Mark allegedly hired  a man  to shoot her ex boyfriend’s girlfriend in the … Continue reading →

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March 24, 2011

Hope You Didn’t Get Half!

You know things didn’t end well when a man used his divorce papers to burn down his estranged wife’s beauty salon. Shawn Gawronski allegedly admitted to police he poured gasoline throughout the Frenchtown salon and then used his divorce papers … Continue reading →

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March 24, 2011

Hindsight!

What would you do if you tore the knee in your new pants and didn’t want to get in trouble by your parents? Well, if you were a 14 year old kid from Salt Lake City, that’s a grazing by … Continue reading →

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March 24, 2011

You Say Condom, I Say Glove

OK, the condom alleged to have been found in a Dynamite Shrimp appetizer at the Cheesecake Factory in Arizona is apparently part of a finger from a vinyl glove. Phew! After lab testing, following the gross find, reports back confirm … Continue reading →

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March 24, 2011

Westboro Are Off To Hollywood

Special guests at Elizabeth Taylor’s funeral will be Fred Phelps and his band of merry wackos. Yep, they have announced they will be attending the funeral service, pickets and all. Hmm, somehow I think Liz would get a laugh out … Continue reading →

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