Monthly Archives: March 2011

March 24, 2011

Who Has Bragging Rights?

Oh my, want to know which country contains the men with the biggest penises? Hmm, thought not, but anywho you know me, here it is … 1. Congo with average penis size 18cm (7.1 inches) 2. Ecuador with average penis … Continue reading →

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March 23, 2011

RIP Elizabeth Taylor

The eternal beauty and Hollywood legend Elizabeth Taylor passed away today at 79 from congestive heart failure. Waiting with open arms at the pearly gates will be a line of men including Richard Burton, Mike Todd , Michael Wilding and … Continue reading →

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March 23, 2011

Lime Wire Fail

Guess how much record companies want in damages against Lime Wire? If you thought a few million, think again. The greedy buggers want $75 trillion. Yep, 5 times America’s national debt. Sheez, copyright infringement is a bitch! Lime Wire is … Continue reading →

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March 23, 2011

Really?

America halts the import of all dairy products and produce that come from anywhere friggin near Japan’s leaking nuclear reactor.

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March 23, 2011

Give The Woman A Kiss

Helen Staudinger was arrested in Florida yesterday after she fired at her neighbor who had refused to give her a kiss, she is 92. Seems Dwight Bettner (53) was not willing to pucker up to the elderly woman, who has … Continue reading →

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March 23, 2011

Touchy Subject

Tsk, tsk, tsk, sometimes it is better to let sleeping dogs lie. Chris Brown had a mini rampage at the studios of Good Morning America after he was quizzed about his assault on his ex girlfriend Rihanna during an interview. … Continue reading →

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March 23, 2011

Added Extra

You know what I hate? When your stolen car is returned by police and you discover a  mobile methamphetamine lab in the trunk. I really friggin hate that! Want sauce with that?

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March 23, 2011

Three Komodo Dragons You Say?

OK people, feet up, three Komodo dragons have gone AWOL from an Indonesia zoo. These creatures are friggin vicious, deadly and run faster than Carl Lewis. Hello, toxic bacteria in their saliva!!!! Their friggin poison glands can knock you down … Continue reading →

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March 22, 2011

Don’t Cry For Me Guatemala

Guess what? Guatemala’s first lady is getting a divorce. Reason? Well she wants to run for the top job  after her hubby (soon to be ex) has finished his term as president but it seems the Guatemala’s constitution prohibits members … Continue reading →

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March 22, 2011

Taco Bell Rage

When Taco Bell raises the price of their burritos by 50 cents that’s a friggin shooting people! A San Antonio man was so appalled by the price hike from 99cents to a $1.49 he got out his air gun and … Continue reading →

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