Good enough to eat
Hands over your ears Muslims and Jews, a company in Chicago have just created a cologne that smells like bacon. Please don’t let it be called Deliverance!!!!! OK, relax, the unisex scent is called Bacon and comes in two different rashes flavors, spicy maple called Bacon Classic and a lighter version called Bacon Gold. Mmmm, gonna be hard making my dog sit now!!!!
Psst Wanna smell like the essence of bacon? You can purchase it here from Fargginay.
I’ll take “Articles that should be found on Dummies of the Year” for $300 Alex.
I wonder if Jimmy Dean will make a sausage scent?
Can I buy a vowel?
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What’s next? Essence of eggs?
a few farts should fix that Bill
FINALLY! No more pockets full-o-raw meat for me!
again. another Deliverance reference.
i can’t escape them.
i haven’t seen the movie and and everytime i say that everyone tells me I don’t want to see it.
well then okay world, stop talking about it! hah.
Oh you REALLY don’t want to see that one. It will gross you out big time.
Dip it on all our bullets as we fight over seas. Fill our bombs full of it. I love it.
Who farted?
“Hands over your ears Muslims and Jews”
Oi (or should that be ‘oink’?) – what about us Veggies?
Don’t you care about us being offended ?
Just wait till I release the MadHatters range of toiletries with the distinctive but delicate aroma of brussel sprouts !!!
I love the smell of brussel sprouts in the morning!!!
Yes, the unsophisticated nose often has difficulty discriminating between the delicate aroma of brussel sprouts and the common fart !
and napalm
no doubt when you fold the sheets back climbing out of your bed….There is that smell of Brussel Sprouts….hmmmmm
I have concerns about a bacon-scented cologne. I have fears that I might be attracted to a man wearing that scent or that men would be attracted to me.
Personally, I refrain from cologne and use baby powder instead. It arouses a woman’s maternal instincts and for some strange reason, I find that sexy.
pig attracts pig… Look at our police force….so unless you are…have no fear…I use Paco Rabanne myself…with a little baby powder mixed in….interested? You naughty little devil you….