Monthly Archives: April 2011
What Scared The Chameleon?
What the hell was on the iPhone app that scared the living beejesus out of the Chameleon?
Go Get Forked
Oh for goodness sakes give Shannon Hall a break, the poor thing was arrested after trying to eat her Denny’s meal in peace when some inconsiderate man answered his cell phone and began talking loudly and swearing in a booth … Continue reading
Swan Loves Tractor
Forget the penguin in love with the zookeepers boots, an 8 year old swan called Schwani has fallen for a blue tractor. Seems he’s been smitten for years. Residents in the village have become to use to the unlikely pairing. … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never
Robbery Notes 101
Of all the friggin stupid things mister, using a piece of paper with your name on it to write a hold up note, sheez! Bruce Manlove, you are the weakest link! Mr Manlove used the back of his Department of … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Whoops!
Happy Easter Lindsay Lohan
Well Good Friday sucks for Lindsay Lohan, she’s just been sent to jail for probation violation. Tsk, tsk. Oh and did I mention 480 days of community service? Poor darl, most of that will be spent at a Women’s center … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
That Would Explain The Floaties
Oh for goodness sakes, ejaculating in your co-worker’s water bottle because her “lips had touched it” and it was as close as you were going to ever going to get to her, is a pretty lame excuse Michael Lallana. Hmm, … Continue reading
Friggin Loon Is AWOL
It’s that time of the year again when I head down to the beach to harass picnickers and poop in their coleslaw. Regular loons will know that internet connection down here friggin sucks, so apologizes to everyone if I fail … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome
Stalker Alert for iPad and iPhone Users
Seems Apple are not the nice people we have come to know and love. Alasdair Allan and Pete Warden have uncovered a dastardly plot by Apple to have your every move monitored and recorded. Inside every iPhone and iPad is … Continue reading
