Monthly Archives: May 2011

Exploding Clocks at IKEA

Talk about a big bang theory, someone  planted small explosives in several IKEA alarm clocks in Belgium, Netherlands and French stores AND they all went kaboom simultaneously. The booby trapped alarm clocks had small firework type devices inside them and … Continue reading

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Nuns on the Run

Holy crap, two robbers dressed as nuns have successfully held up a bank in Illinois.  The armed robbers were wearing nun masks and habits.Hmm, someone’s been watching the movie “The Town”!

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Temple Of The Snake Has A Secret Tunnel

Guess what loons? Archaeologists  have discovered a tunnel under the Temple of the Snake in pre-Hispanic city of Teotihuacan near Mexico City. The tunnel is  14m beneath the ground and has been sealed for about 1,800 years. Many are already … Continue reading

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Woman Wheels Around Body

Honey,sweetie, darl, pushing a rubbish bin around a California neighborhood with a dismembered body in it is gonna attract attention. Carmen Montenegro was arrested after residents noticed the body parts sticking out of the bin as she wheeled it around … Continue reading

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Italian Police 1, Snooki 0

Oh my, Florence + Snooki + car = arrest. She’s been Italy all of 4 weeks shooting “Jersey Shore goes Italy” and Snooki has managed to get herself arrested. Bless. Evidently Nicole Polizzi rear ended a police car. No one … Continue reading

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Rapist No More

Attention all rapists, take heed, a woman in Bangladesh cut off a man’s penis after he allegedly attempted to rape her and then went promptly to a police station armed with the appendage as evidence. The woman told police the … Continue reading

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Poet Shot Dead

A well known Miami poet, Will “Da Real One” Bell, has been shot dead by gunmen outside his Literary Cafe and Poetry Lounge.  It is believed a car pulled up moments before closing time and an assailant open fired. Police … Continue reading

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Bigfoot Sighting Alert

Oh for crying out loud people, can someone get a decent friggin shot of Bigfoot, I’m sick of squinting!!! The latest footage was taken by a group of very inattentive hikers who only realized they had  been walking a few … Continue reading

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Where In The World

What the US government didn’t tell you about the killing of Osama Bin Laden…they had a secret weapon!

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