OMG, chicks dig me !
Oh for crying out loud Dewayne Yarbrough do you really want to attract women who “dig” your 4ft alligator? Dewayne from Illinois had kept the pet reptile in his house for over 5 years, only feeding it once a month to keep its size down, when the cops came a knocking. He later told them “chicks dig it”. Hmm, obviously not all of them because someone dobbed you into police.
I think it was the other way around.
Who isn’t going to smile and nod (and then back away slowly and RUN) in a situation like that?!
It was probably that lady with the one nipple who told.
Blahahahaha and a slight limp
Not sure if keeping an alligator hungry is wise.