Monthly Archives: May 2011

May 25, 2011

Alas Poor Yeast Extract

It’s about friggin time someone’s come to their senses and  banned Marmite and Vegemite. Way to go Denmark. The horrid yeast extract has way too much vitamins, so begone. Also included on the Danish hit list is Horlicks, Ovaltine and … Continue reading →

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May 25, 2011

One Old, Middle Aged Cyborg Seeking Inattentive Wife

Woohoo all you single maids married ladies, words out Arnold Schwarzenegger is back on the market. Yep, Maria Shriver is pulling the plug. Now no pushing girls, you’ll all get your chance! Hmm, we all know he ain’t fussy!

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May 25, 2011

Friggin Fleas!

You think your job is bad, spare a thought for casino workers in Auckland, New Zealand. They have been forced to wear flea collars around their ankles, thanks to a friggin flea infestation. Despite the casino being cleaned everyday the … Continue reading →

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May 25, 2011

There Is A God!

Hey, want to know how to get more people going to church? Just hire a good looking, blonde vicar and voila. Twenty nine year old Reverend Stephanie Nadarajah has got the pews packed after word spread of her new position … Continue reading →

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May 25, 2011

You Got A Friend…or 10

OMG loons the cutest animal story you are going to hear all day.When Michelle Feldstein agreed to take a 15 year old blind quarter horse into her animal shelter she had no idea the horse came with 5 goats and … Continue reading →

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May 25, 2011

Footloose II

Tsk, tsk, naughty nuns, the Pope no longer sees your dancing around the altar as cute. You’re fired.Pope Benedict has closed the monastery of Santa Croce in Gerusalemme after an inquiring into the dancing nuns. Hmm and yes, they are … Continue reading →

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May 24, 2011

Moccasin Discrimination

Oh for goodness sakes how bad can moccasins be? A woman is taking her grievance about a Vancouver nightclub to the British Colombia Human Rights Tribunal after the courts dismissed her case. She is claiming the Roxy Club denied her … Continue reading →

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May 24, 2011

Friggin Groundhogs

OK here’s the thing people, never, ever let a groundhog hitch a ride in your car unless you want the backseat torn to shreds and a friggin hell job of scrubbing the shit off everything. Don’t believe me, just ask … Continue reading →

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May 24, 2011

God Bless The Duggars

OK, whatever you may think of the  Duggars (from “19 Kids & Counting” fame) when it comes to people in need they are there. As soon as the highly religious family heard of the devastating tornado that had ripped through … Continue reading →

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May 24, 2011

Friggin Automatically Activated Advertising on Websites

How many times recently have you landed on a website and those stupid friggin videos (usually a commercial) automatically start up without you even clicking it? This phenomenon is happening more and more often, especially on the news and entertainment websites. … Continue reading →

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