Monthly Archives: May 2011

Killer Tornado Hits Joplin Missouri

Thoughts and prayers to everyone affected by the killer tornado which hit Missouri yesterday. Many of our regulars have family and friends in those towns, including Sekan Blunt Delivery and Mel.  The number of injured has climbed to 1200 with … Continue reading

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Rapture Has Been Rescheduled

You would think Harold Camping would just quietly shut the hell up, but no. The California preacher has recalculated the end of the world and has now declared a brand  new date for “The Rapture”. Mark this down in your … Continue reading

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Maybe He Should Have Ask For A Breast?

OK, here’s the thing mister, you don’t go exposing yourself at a North Carolina  fast food joint just because they ran out of chicken legs, have you no pride? Hmm, it’s been alleged that Jason Gross, who was a passenger … Continue reading

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La Screwed

Oh boy, IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s world just got a whole lot messier with reports his DNA has been found on the clothes of the chambermaid he’s been accused of attempting to rape. Oh and by DNA I’m talking sperm! … Continue reading

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Jimmy Choo Shoes Officially Sold

Attention shoe lovers, Jimmy Choo shoes are now officially owned by German company Labelux, who paid $765 million for the privilege. Hmm, won’t Jimmy be pissed, he sold his 50% stake in the company in 2001 for $10 million.

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Air France Black Box Rumors

OK, remember the Air France 447 plane that suddenly dropped out of the sky in 2009 over the Atlantic for no apparent reason? Hmm, well they have finally retrieved the black box and guess what? Rumor has it there was … Continue reading

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The Rapture Is On The 26th of May

Hmm, hold your horses one tiny minute there Rapture soothsayers. Seems Harold Camping may have been a few days early on his end of the world prediction. Enter Dr. Richard Ruhling. He thinks Christ’s “knock” will be on the 26th … Continue reading

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Europe Is Stealing Iran’s Rain

What the hell Western scumdogs, you’re stealing our friggin rain. Imadinnerjacket is seriously pissed that Europe is using high tech equipment to drain clouds of water causing Iran to suffer from drought. Imadinnerjacket made the startling allegations while opening a … Continue reading

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Well That’s Friggin Stuffed!

OK, hands up the fool who left a large cuddly toy in the middle of a field near the M27.  Come on people, some poor women thought it was a friggin escaped white tiger . A golf course was evacuated, … Continue reading

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Sadly Ironic

Oh dear, a teen who jumped off a Kalamazoo bridge with a group of friends to celebrate the fact the world wasn’t going to end has drowned.

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