Monthly Archives: June 2011

Australian Idol Judge Dead

One of Australian Idol’s judges has been found dead in a hotel room in Woolloomooloo. Settle, it isn’t Dicko or Marcia but Jay Dee Springbett, who replaced Kyle Sandilands after he was sacked. Police say there are no suspicious circumstances. … Continue reading

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Rapist Just Can’t Help Himself

Oh for crying out loud, as a woman was giving a detailed account of her rape in court the alleged perpetrator, Przemyslaw Jakubowski,was masturbating in the dock. The only witness to Jakubowski’s vile behavior was a female translator sitting next … Continue reading

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King Cobra Kills Snake Lover

Remember Luke Yeomans a snake conservationist who was breeding the biggest king cobra colony in Europe? No? Well, never mind, he’s died after being bitten by one of them. The snake lover was about to open his king cobra sanctuary … Continue reading

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No Colorado, There Is No Poop Fairy

Attention people in Colorado, the Jefferson County would like to remind their residents that there is no “Poop Fairy” thank you very much! Meaning? Owners of dogs….clean up your own shit OK!!!

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Honey, I Think He Likes You!

Note to self, when going on a journey to a remote village in Papua New Guinea make sure you pack an arrow proof vest or you could be spending a great deal of time pulling friggin arrows out of your … Continue reading

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Attention Loons

We break in normal transmission to announce the Friggin Loon will be broadcasting from Tasmania for the next few days. Psst Does anyone know if they have internet connection?

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From Dream To Nightmare

What? Seems Octomom is a tad stressed these days juggling 14 children. She told Touch mag “I hate my babies” and “my older six are animals” and the only way to cope is “to lock myself in the bathroom and … Continue reading

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Page Not Found

The only good hackers  are the ones that shuts down al-Qaeda’s ability to communicate. Over the past few days unknown hackers have infiltrated the terrorist group internet system and through a string of sophisticated techniques brought the whole thing crashing … Continue reading

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So I Did Hit Something!

You know you are really drunk when you hit a pedestrian walking along a highway and he lands in your passenger seat next to you and you don’t realize. James John Onak was pulled over by police in Houston, not … Continue reading

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Facebook Song

Maddy Zammit from Adelaide has gone viral with this song …..

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