Honey, sweetie, darl, no, you don’t go to court wearing the jacket you were accused of stealing. Take a bow Stephen Kirkbide. He waltzed into court wearing the £125 Craghopper waterproof, which witnesses instantly recognized. While Kirkbide’s lawyer declared her client ‘wouldn’t be so stupid’ as to turn up in stolen goods’ the judge found him guilty.
I Needed Something Nice To Wear!
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Whoops!
As I have learned from your blog, never underestimate the stupidity of criminals.
At at time like that you have to look your best best ! lol