Monthly Archives: June 2011
I Needed Something Nice To Wear!
Honey, sweetie, darl, no, you don’t go to court wearing the jacket you were accused of stealing. Take a bow Stephen Kirkbide. He waltzed into court wearing the £125 Craghopper waterproof, which witnesses instantly recognized. While Kirkbide’s lawyer declared her … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Whoops!
And It Was Going So Well
Seems “house-arrest Lohan” has tested positive for alcohol and has now got herself a date with an LA Superior Court Judge tomorrow. Sheez, thank goodness it was only alcohol and not drugs too! Anywho, the LA County Probation Department want … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Whoops!
You Did What?
Read the news much fool? Some guy, who had bought consumer fireworks, set them off on the Pinnacle Peak hiking trail in Arizona starting a fire. Hello! Arizona just happens to be having the worst wildfires in their history but … Continue reading
Peek-a-Poo
Oh for the love of … Colorado police are looking for some dude who hid inside the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival. Ewh. The man was spotted by a woman who lifted the lid and noticed … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Whoops!
Atheists Think “Heaven” is Hell!
Seems the atheists of New York City ain’t too happy about a new street sign erected outside a firehouse to honor seven firefighters who were killed in September 11th attacks. They believe think calling the street “Seven in Heaven Way” … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
One Misguided Emperor Penguin
A wayward emperor penguin who found himself eating sand on a New Zealand beach 3200km from Antarctica will have to find his own way home. Yep, New Zealand’s Department of Conservation are saying “NO” to returning the 10 month old … Continue reading
