Monthly Archives: July 2011
No Different to Tang!
OK loons, you might want to step away from the 100% OJ. Seems all that talk about 100% juice isn’t technically true. It’s 100% artifically flavored. Yep, you heard me, artifically flavored. The flavor is derived from “orange essence and … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Friggin Reborn Babies
Holy scary crap people, who the hell would even think of owning a reborn baby? I stumbled across these friggin evil man mad monstosities when I read a story about police in England smashing the window of a car, believing … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Dolls, Friggin Scary
Dumbassed Dog
When in doubt, it’s best to fake your death …
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife
Back To The Future
Naomi Jacobs (32) from Manchester toddled off to sleep one night and woke up believing it was 1992 and she was still 15. Doctors say she suffered from transient global amnesia which is triggered by stress. So you can imagine … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
I Hope They’re Clean!
The still emotionally upset father of Amy Winehouse, was yesterday seen handing out his daughter’s clothes to fans who were still holding vigils outside her home. Mitch explained to shocked fans that Amy would have wanted them to have her … Continue reading
Filed under Well I Never