Tiger Airways, a low budget airlines in Australia which has been grounded for the past month because of a series of dangerous pilot errors, has pissed off a Texan. Worse still a country music singing Texan. Oh and it gets better, not only did he post a song about the “We Don’t Careways” he also mentions the names of the people he had to deal with. Priceless.
Psst He eventually was paid $2,500 to shut the hell up!
Hahaha… Tiger Airways…. For once a Yank has got it right….
Then you’ll love this one Mega
The train was quite crowded, and a U.S. marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman’s poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, ‘Ma’am, may I have that seat?’
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular
‘Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.’
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
‘Please, ma’am. May I sit down? I’m very tired…’
She snorted, ‘Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!’
This time the Marine didn’t say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down.
The woman shrieked, ‘Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!’
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,
‘Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You hold the fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window’
Reminds me very much of this anti-airline song:
It’s hilarious also.