Monthly Archives: July 2011

It’s a Royal Knockout

Poor old Prince Andrew has had to quit his role as UK Special Representative for International Trade and Investment (a title he gave himself) due to his inability to hang with the right crowd. The cushy job, which saw him … Continue reading

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Goofy

Snow White would have a fit. As a new plan of attack by al Qaeda, an affiliate to the terrorist group is planning to make a Disney-like animated cartoon aimed at recruiting children. Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off the … Continue reading

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Three Year Old Accomplice

OK, sweetie, honey, darl, taking your 3 year old with you to hold up a bank is kinda stupid, especially when he won’t stay in the friggin getaway minivan.Yep, Cherilyn Lopez had left the tyke in the car while she … Continue reading

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Toilet Rolls Clog River

Oh for crying out loud, don’t bother taking out your camera to snap a shot of the scenic Lochsa River in Idaho anytime soon. It’s full of friggin megarolls of toilet paper. Yes, that’s right you heard me, toilet paper, … Continue reading

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Exploding Pavement

Des Moine has just got a whole lot more interesting since their public works director revealed that the concrete pavements around the city might just explode due to that damn friggin heatwave. Water+ concrete + excessive heat = Kaboom! Sheez, … Continue reading

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Splat!

Poor Rupert, nothing seems to be going right for him. During his inquisition by British MP’s he received a shaving cream pie to the face. Sadly what you can’t really see is Mrs Murdoch enormous slap cross  the pie thrower’s … Continue reading

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Now We Know Why He Was Still A Bachelor

OK here’s the thing Liu Hao, when you are a suspected murderer it probably isn’t wise to go on a popular Chinese TV dating show . I’m just saying! OK, OK, the murder happened 14 years ago but someone remembered … Continue reading

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Son Kamakazes His Mom’s Home…. With Her In It

Oh for crying out loud Konrad Schmidt from Switzerland, kamikazing your mother’s home in an attempt to kill her only works if she isn’t in the basement at the time. Schmidt, who had been estranged from his mother, rang her … Continue reading

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News Of The World Whistleblower Found Dead

I was hoping this wasn’t going to happen but yes the whistleblower behind the collapse of News of The World has been found dead. Journalist Sean Hoare who blew the lid on the phone hacking scandal was discovered in his … Continue reading

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The Sun Goes Down

Thought those pesky hackers had vanished didn’t you? Well, you were wrong, LulSec are back and they have just taked down The Sun’s online news website. Murdoch just can’t take a trick! The internet pranksters placed a hoax story on … Continue reading

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