Monthly Archives: August 2011
Flip Flop to the Crotch!
You know what I hate? When you get in a big old argument with your hubby about those doing the shopping and in your rage you chuck your flip flop at his penis and then YOU to end up being … Continue reading
Filed under Sore Loser, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never
Emmanuel Kelly
Kleenex time Loons. A few days ago this young fellow decided to audition for X Factor Australia. Emmanuel Kelly, who is 17, started out life in an orphanage in Iraq. He and his brother had been found in a park, … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome
iScam
Whoopsie daisy. A woman in South Carolina was approached by two men outside McDonalds claiming to have cheap iPads for sale. Apparently they had purchased them in bulk and were selling them for $300. When Ashley McDowell told them she … Continue reading
Filed under Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing
I’m Here To Pick Up A Bag
Hold your horses Loons, we may have the winner for potential idiot of the year. Stand up and take a bow Patricia Lynette Wright, of Blenheim. She waltzed into a police station to claim her lost bag. Only prob, it … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Whoops!
Justin Bieber Has Been Cyber Slapped
What the hell? I woke up this morning to get my daily dose of Bieber and he’s gone! Yep, some bastard has managed to have all Justin Bieber’s videos removed from Youtube! Seriously folks, he’s been cyber slapped by iLCreation … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
While You Were Sleeping
OMG, it’s every woman’s nightmare. Crazy boyfriend decides to give his girlfriend a haircut, while she’s friggin sleeping. It all started when David Bustos and his girlfriend got into a spat and he stormed off. She wakes the next morning … Continue reading
