Thought of the Day

You really don’t know how much crap you eat until you  have a colonoscopy!

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13 Responses to Thought of the Day

  1. did you have to post this. loon? :roll:

    I was trying to put all that behind me !

  2. Fairy Face

    I had one years ago for the e coli bug I got and it was the worst night I’ve ever spent. That drink they give you is shocking. Up shitting all night!!!!!!!!! There has to be another way surely?

    • When I got mine, they said just take a full bottle of laxative and dump it into 64 ounces of Gatorade. Didn’t taste bad but you can be sure I wasn’t cutting any farts off the toilet that night.

    • No Julia, step away from the lemon flavored liquid. You will shit like there is no tomorrow in the space of about 5 sips :(

      • Fairy Face

        Go for it Julia. Loon maybe there is something to Julie’s thinking. Some people love inflicting pain on themselves. I had wind pain and urgency pains like you’d never believe. I had to stop taking it and just have a huge enema before I had the colonoscopy. How disgusting is that? I was on that table in that white gowny thing thinking WTF is
        he gonna do. Next thing I woke up in a chair fully clothed. I asked the nurse how I got like there and she said ‘Oh I threw you over my shoulder and put you there”. My God anything could happen to you under that anaesthetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I believe they use some kind of hypnotic additive as yo do exactly as they say. I.e. roll over, move left leg over. lol SHIT…………………………………………………….

      • A friend…yesterday? Ok Loon…knowing the flavour of the drink and the time it passes through you…are you shure it was not YOU that had the camera poked up your butt?….caught….next.

  3. I think I know.
    I’ve just repressed that information.

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