Oh my, the perils of playing paintball, some poor woman got hit in her breast and her friggin implant popped. Ooh Ah. Seems this is the first time an injury like this has happened in Britain. A UK Paintball spokesman said “it’s worth remembering that having bigger breasts will make you an easier target for your enemies.” And that, my friends, is why woman should never fight on the front lines!!!!
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Well now they will just have to supply breast plates won’t they?