Monthly Archives: August 2011
Andre is DEAD
Remember Andre, the badly wounded loggerhead sea turtle that spent 414 days having surgeries and being rehabilitated before being released back into the wild a few weeks ago? Yeah, about Andre, he’s dead! The remains of the sea creature were … Continue reading
Filed under End Credit, Friggin Wildlife
Pop Goes The Breast Implant!
Oh my, the perils of playing paintball, some poor woman got hit in her breast and her friggin implant popped. Ooh Ah. Seems this is the first time an injury like this has happened in Britain. A UK Paintball spokesman … Continue reading
Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
Scotland’s Best And Worst Joke
Want to know what was voted the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe festival? Sure you do and here it is…. ‘I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.’ Standby here’s the … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Hilarious
Human Balloon
OK, OK, after some nudge, nudge, wink, wink from Duncan (aka Madfrigginhatter), I will mention the sorry tale of Gareth Durrant. Seriously, it’s a sad tale of woe. Some how, the poor electrician accidentally inflated his stomach after compressed air, … Continue reading
Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
Murder Near The Loon
All friggin morning I have been hearing helicopters buzzing over my house only to discover there has been a double murder a few blocks from the Loon. What? My quiet neighborhood. So anywho, I went for a little drive and … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Well I Never
Date Rape
OMG, what the? No one said anything about dating websites having rapists and sex offenders as their clientelle. Evidently they do/ did because Hollywood screenwriter and author Carole Markin was hooked up with Alan Wurtzel on Match.com and he turned … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Whoops!
