Monthly Archives: August 2011

Thought of the Day

You really don’t know how much crap you eat until you  have a colonoscopy!

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Woman Escapes House Of Horror

OK, here’s the thing torture loving Thomas Fischer, if you are going to kidnap a woman and keep  her captive  in  your house of horrors,  it might be a good idea to remember to lock the friggin door to her … Continue reading

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Amy Winehouse Was Clean

Amy Winehouse did NOT die of an illegal  drug overdose, I repeat, no illegal drugs found in her system. OK, alcohol was present but it  has yet to be determined if that played a role in her death and prescription … Continue reading

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Granny Takes A Bullet

A 92 year old granny from Wales jumped in front of a gunman who burst into a hair salon and took a bullet to the neck. Connie, as she is known, saw Darren Williams about to shoot his estranged wife … Continue reading

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Oldest Evidence of Life Found In Western Australia

Well blow me down with a feather, it seems Western Australia, has unearthed the oldest evidence of life on Earth. No, not me you silly billies. They found a fossil that they believe is more than 3.4 billion years old. … Continue reading

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Hello,hello, Mr Gaddafi are you there?

You know what I hate? When you are on the phone to al Jazeera and those damn rebels break into your house and seize you and you don’t have time to finish the interview. I really friggin hate that! Colonel … Continue reading

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Kate Winslet To The Rescue

She couldn’t save Jack from the icy waters of the Atlantic but could manage to carry a 90 year old woman from a burning building, go figure! Kate Winslet turned out to be a hero after saving Richard Branson’s mom … Continue reading

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Clumsy Much?

Now here’s a statistic to ponder. Evidently over 5,000 US kids and teens fall out of windows each year and get seriously hurt. Oh and most of them are from first and second floor windows. Hmm, but what I really … Continue reading

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Stuntman Todd Green Dies

Wing walker Todd Green died after he fell 60m while attempting to walk across the wing of a plane and climb onto a helicopter at a Michigan Airshow.

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A Thought To Ponder

I wonder what Gaddafi is thinking right this minute?

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