Monthly Archives: August 2011

Iconic House Of Davids For Sale

I think the loon may have found the perfect holiday house. It’s in LA and is going for a song, $2.1 million. It wasn’t so much the 22 rooms that attracted  my attention but more so the 19 Statues of … Continue reading

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Kate The Poster Girl For Anorexia

Poor Kate Middleton Duchess of Cambridge, she just never wins …. firstly she had to wait 8 years for Wills to pop the question (which by then he’d lost most of his hair) , then she had to wear a … Continue reading

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Car Thief Fail

A little word of advise to wanna-be car thieves, if you are going to steal a vehicle from an auto repair shop make sure it has a windshield and the seats and steering wheel are fully attached. I’m just saying! … Continue reading

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It Was Probably the Acetone

Let this be a warning to others, do not light a cigarette while using nail polish remover. A Kalamazoo woman is in hosiptal with serious burns and her house is now a charred shell after she “flipped her light” and … Continue reading

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Anchors Away

Note to self, when getting drunk on a  ship do not attempt to drop the ship’s anchor while cruising  because that’s a whole lotta trouble  right there! Rick Ehlert was caught on surveillance cameras using gloves and a wrench to … Continue reading

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Yvonne The Cow Is Still Hiding in The Bavarian Forest

Yvonne the cow, has became and internet sensation after she bolted from a slaughterhouse and hid in a Bavarian forest. The cow has been on the run for three months and shows no signs of giving up. Hell, I wouldn’t … Continue reading

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I Guess You Won’t Be Getting That Job

Imagine the shock, horror of rolling up to a job interview and finding the employers DEAD? Well it happened to some poor friggin woman in Arizona. She showed up at the house to be interviewed for a  personal assistant position … Continue reading

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Basil is The Domestic Battery Herb of Choice

Oh for crying out loud throwing a potted basil plant at your hubby during a fight over his cooking is a domestic battery charge, lady! When Andrea Antoine-Pierre waltzed through the door of her Forida home it seemed like the … Continue reading

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Take Your Bat and Ball and Go Home!

Well, well, well, as Australian cricket sinks to an all time low, it seems the little boys club is finally being mismantled. Can’t say I’m going to miss them. For far too long the “men” behind the scenes have made … Continue reading

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Five Year Old In Cardiac Arrest Turns Out To Be a Friggin Cat!

OK people, one more time, 000, 999 and 911 are for “human” emergencies ONLY. British ambulance officers were stunned when they raced to an emergency call to save a “five year old” in cardiac arrest, only to discover the patient … Continue reading

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