Monthly Archives: August 2011
Iconic House Of Davids For Sale
I think the loon may have found the perfect holiday house. It’s in LA and is going for a song, $2.1 million. It wasn’t so much the 22 rooms that attracted my attention but more so the 19 Statues of … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never
Car Thief Fail
A little word of advise to wanna-be car thieves, if you are going to steal a vehicle from an auto repair shop make sure it has a windshield and the seats and steering wheel are fully attached. I’m just saying! … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!
It Was Probably the Acetone
Let this be a warning to others, do not light a cigarette while using nail polish remover. A Kalamazoo woman is in hosiptal with serious burns and her house is now a charred shell after she “flipped her light” and … Continue reading
Filed under Whoops!
Anchors Away
Note to self, when getting drunk on a ship do not attempt to drop the ship’s anchor while cruising because that’s a whole lotta trouble right there! Rick Ehlert was caught on surveillance cameras using gloves and a wrench to … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Whoops!
Yvonne The Cow Is Still Hiding in The Bavarian Forest
Yvonne the cow, has became and internet sensation after she bolted from a slaughterhouse and hid in a Bavarian forest. The cow has been on the run for three months and shows no signs of giving up. Hell, I wouldn’t … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife, You Go Girl!
I Guess You Won’t Be Getting That Job
Imagine the shock, horror of rolling up to a job interview and finding the employers DEAD? Well it happened to some poor friggin woman in Arizona. She showed up at the house to be interviewed for a personal assistant position … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Whoops!
Five Year Old In Cardiac Arrest Turns Out To Be a Friggin Cat!
OK people, one more time, 000, 999 and 911 are for “human” emergencies ONLY. British ambulance officers were stunned when they raced to an emergency call to save a “five year old” in cardiac arrest, only to discover the patient … Continue reading