Officer, I’ve Been Chopsticked!

This is where I would fail being a thief in China, as I am hopeless using chopsticks. Pickpocket gangs are now using chopsticks to steal wallets and phones out of people’s pockets. I know, crazy huh? Using the eating utensils means they leave no fingerprints, making the cops job so much harder.

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One response to “Officer, I’ve Been Chopsticked!

  1. Fairy Face

    I can eat certain things with chopsticks. like lemon chicken. I just spear the chicky biys The rice… well that’s a different story. Pick pocketing I’d be useless at.

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