Ewh, ewh, ewh, an American man has just written a book about his sexual relationship with a dolphin. Yep, you heard me.In the 1970′s Malcolm Brenner met a dolphin called Ruby in a run down theme park and it soon lead to an elicit affair. For nine months they were doing it, before Mr Brenner went off to college. Ruby died shortly after from what Brenner believes was a broken heart. Hmm, his advice to other people thinking of taking up with a sea creature…“I’d warn anyone who’s in a relationship with a dolphin. You have to plan an exit strategy,” Anywho, he has written a novel inspired by his relationship with Ruby called Wet Goddess, which is available on Amazon. Hmm, sounds fishy to me!!!
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Gee …my book isn’t gonna get a looking at… Back to the type writer….
So so wrong.
I dunno. It sounds pretty finny to me.
It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray
And it was overheating
So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I’d blown a seal
I said, “Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?”
While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said “Hi Gil”
You have to yell, he’s hard of herring