Monthly Archives: September 2011

September 24, 2011

Gramps Spontaneously Combusts

The coroner investigating the death of Michael Faherty (73), of Ballybane, Ireland, has declared it spontaneous combustion. Despite Mr Faherty found lying on his back  burned to a cinder next to an open fireplace, forensic experts have ruled out that  … Continue reading →

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September 24, 2011

Is Everyone OK?

Just heard that the satellite has crash landed on Earth but NASA don’t know friggin where!!! Hope everyone is OK.

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September 23, 2011

Incoming Dead Satellite

Incoming space junk should be heading this way very shortly. Might want to wear a helmet over the weekend. I’m just saying! Half a ton of satellite could damn hurt! Oh and if you thought you were safe in the … Continue reading →

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September 23, 2011

RIP Vesta Williams

R&B singer of the 80′s and 90′s Vesta Williams has been found dead in an LA hotel room. Prescription pills have reportedly been found at the scene. Police have ruled out homicide. Williams was 54.

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September 23, 2011

Good Luck Selling Your House!

Titus Terranova has made it extremely hard for his next door neighbor to sell their house, which is located in rural Colorado. Reason? He has painted  a 12ft sign on the side of his caravan warning potential buyers he’s the … Continue reading →

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September 23, 2011

She Should be Grateful It Didn’t Get Stuck In Her Hair!

Oh dear, a Canadian woman is suing the makers of Stride chewing gum because….wait for it… she suffered depression for approximately 10 minutes after the gum she was chewing stuck to her dentures. It didn’t help that the process of … Continue reading →

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September 23, 2011

Special Delivery

The life of a female newspaper delivery woman can often be rewarding but at times it can also be quite confrontational. Just ask the poor Easton delivery woman, she was minding her own beeswax, merrily delivering the papers at 5.30am … Continue reading →

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September 23, 2011

He Just Had To Bring Up the Holocaust and September 11th

Imadinnerjacket has this amazing ability to clear a room. The gray suited Iranian leader has made quite a spectacle  at the UN conference in the US by creating a mass walkout of diplomats after he ranted about the US being … Continue reading →

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September 22, 2011

The Art of Stealing

The first rule of stealing, don’t jokingly tell a woman you are going to break into her house and steal her TV, then actually do it!  Seems you instantly become the go-to man for police!  Authorities are still investigating Want … Continue reading →

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September 22, 2011

When The System Plays God

Today Troy Davis was put to death by lethal injection for the killing of an off-duty policeman in 1989. For the 22 years he’s been languishing behind bars waiting for the needle to be placed into his arm to make … Continue reading →

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