Monthly Archives: September 2011

Man Writes Book About His Sexual Relationship With A Dolphin

Ewh, ewh, ewh, an American man has just written a book about his sexual relationship with a dolphin. Yep, you heard me.In the 1970′s Malcolm Brenner met a dolphin called Ruby in a run down theme park and it soon … Continue reading

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Yeah, About That Satellite Crashing To Earth

OK loons, about this satellite that is expected to plunge to Earth anytime soon, NASA now say we might have to dodge up to 26 pieces!!!! Yep, you heard me, 26 chunks are likely to survive re-entry and where they … Continue reading

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Dumpling Death Sours Contest

You know what I hate? Receiving a jar full of sour a cream after winning a Ukrainian dumpling eating contest and then promptly dying. I really friggin hate that. Poor Ivan Mendel chomped down 10 dumplings in half a minute … Continue reading

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I Think It Might Be A Very Old Graffiti Artist!

Today I did my usual trudge up and down Jacob’s Ladder and came across this interesting piece of graffiti. Seriously,  “Nana’s Knickers’ ? Dude, you better not be talking about my undies!!!!

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Parents Can Sue Children for Support

OMG, Shirley Anderson (73) has found a nice little loophole in the British Colombian legal system and is now suing her three children for parental support including a son she abandoned at 15. Ms Anderson hasn’t seen any of her … Continue reading

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Top 5 Most Miserable Cities in the US

Want to know the top 5 most miserable cities in the US, based on highest unemployment rate, lowest housing prices and the most stagnant economy? Sure you do. Starting with number 5 we have Cape Coral (Florida), Stockton (California), Sacramento, … Continue reading

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Honey, Have You Seen My Crack Pipe?

Oh bless, when the teacher at Sweet Springs kindy asked her little snowflakes to bring an important family item to class for show-and-tell she had no idea one little boy would pull out his mom’s crack pipe and an ounce … Continue reading

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Craps!

OK, here’s the thing drunk Oregon man, going into an Nebraska police station and asking for blackjack chips is one thing but coming back again, that’s a night in the cell!!! The 21 year old, who registered three times over … Continue reading

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Murdoch’s The Sun Hacked Again

Oh dear, it seems those naughty little hackers have been throwing slings and arrows at Murdoch’s online newspaper The Sun again. This is what I got about 2 minutes ago. Yes, of course I clicked the link ….. Egads, they … Continue reading

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Asteroids Got a Bum Wrap!

Well, well, well, seems the asteroids have been the innocent victims in the whole dinosaur extinction argument. NASA scientists are now debunking the theory that asteroids crashed into Earth 65 million years ago, annihilating the dinosaurs. Calling Lily Rush, Lily … Continue reading

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