Monthly Archives: October 2011

No Shit Sherlock

Attention all crooks in Sweden, if you plan to commit a crime, make sure you don’t leave a friggin pile of poop at the scene for the police to later DNA and link to you. Two robbers, who broke into … Continue reading

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Qantas is Back!!!

Qantas is back! Yep, Emu airlines, the fleet that refused to fly due to a squabble with unions has finally found its wings after leaving 22,000 passengers stranded around the world. So who is the winner out of all this, … Continue reading

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No ID, No Whisky

OK, here’s the thing staff at One Stop Shop in Essex, if a 92 year old woman comes into your store to buy a bottle of whisky and she doesn’t have photo ID, damn straight don’t serve her. After pulling … Continue reading

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I Hope It Lasts!

A big shout out to Hazi Abdul Noor who got married this weekend in India. Noor is 120 years of age and his blushing bride is 60. Hmm, I can pretty much guess who will be doing the chores around … Continue reading

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Licorice Can Kill

Step away from the black licorice loons. The Food and Drug Administration are claiming that glycyrrhizin used to sweeten licorice can seriously mess with your heart if you eat too much. Heart palpitations, heart attacks and not to mention seriously … Continue reading

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Is Hiding a Crack Pipe In A Bible a Sin?

OK, here’s the thing Tonya Sutton, walking down the street drinking from a container of malt liquor is eventually going to lead to police finding your crack pipe hidden your a Bible. I’m just saying!

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Occupy Wall Street vs Occupy Perth

OK loons, on the world scale I think Occupy Perth pretty much fails. Hmm, so much for State of Excitement!!! This is the Occupy Wall Street protestors …. and these loons are Occupy Perth ones but  shh, they are asleep, … Continue reading

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Might Want to Change QANTAS to Emu Airlines

Nice one Mr Joyce, take a $2 million dollar pay rise and then shut down the entire fleet at QANTAS indefinitely. Alan Joyce announced the groundings would take place immediately due to major disputes with unions, who are angry that … Continue reading

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The Queen

Hey loons, guess who got to meet the Queen? OK, she wouldn’t friggin look at me so I had to regurgitate on her hat, but I did see her. Yep, I was one of the friggin 100,000 herded into Perth … Continue reading

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Get Those Things Away From Me!!!

What on earth would possess Ortrud Kastaun, from Germany, to collect friggin clowns? Dear god, get Stephen King on the phone we have a nightmare in the making. Kastaun has just landed herself in the Guinness Book of Records for … Continue reading

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