Attention all crooks in Sweden, if you plan to commit a crime, make sure you don’t leave a friggin pile of poop at the scene for the police to later DNA and link to you. Two robbers, who broke into a farm, tied up the owner and made off with money and a car now regret having taken a crap before setting the car alight. Tsk, tsk, I hope they wiped their bums!
Gross! Someone analyzes the excrement. Sounds like a crap job!
I pitty the poor lab tech that has to analyze my meat eating stuff. How long do you have to go to school to get that job?
I had a stomach bug a few weeks ago and went to the docs. He gave me a couple of little jars and a mini pooper scooper and told me to scoop it into them and drop them back at the lab.. NO WAY JOSE ……………….Imagine the scenario?
You could be framed