Monthly Archives: October 2011

Honey, Why Is The Car Glowing?

What’s worse than a used car salesman? A used car salesman selling radioactive cars. Seems some Japanese dealers are trying to flog contaminated cars from the Fukushima area to unsuspecting customers by re-registering them . One car was so bad … Continue reading

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What Is The Filthiest Surface In America?

OMG, forget the door handle of a public toilet we have a new winner for filthiest thing to touch in the US. Wait for it …it’s gas pump handles. Oh dear lord, evidently they are the number one breeding ground … Continue reading

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What’s Up With The Uturuncu Volcano?

What’s 20,000 foot high, lives in southwest Bolivia and is blowing up like a giant balloon? If you said a volcano, you’re spot on, now run!!!!! Scientists have been scratching their heads trying to work out why the area below … Continue reading

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Latest Masked Robber

Oh dear, the latest masked robbery is brought to you by a man in a gorilla mask. Yep, he robbed a taco stand wearing an ape mask and waving around stun gun. His accomplice  went in moments before and ordered … Continue reading

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Shawstank Redemption

A man in the US tried to flood a toilet in his holding cell after he was picked up for trespassing. Yes indeedy, he took off his shirt and shoved it in the toilet in an attempt to flood his … Continue reading

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Tampon Assault

Ewh, ewh, ewh a Queensland barmaid narrowly escaped jail after she assaulted a McDonald’s drive thru teller with a wet tampon . Rebecca Leigh Crimmins pleaded guilty to the charge after, in a drunken prank, she dabbed the wet tampon … Continue reading

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Gramps Gets Caught With $2.9 Million Worth Of Cocaine

Oi,oi,oi, Leo Sharp is 87 years old and in really big trouble. He has been caught hauling 114 bricks of cocaine (valued at nearly $3 million) around in his car when he was stopped by police for a driving offense. … Continue reading

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Bill Leahy The Sit Down Comedian

Bill Leahy is following his dreams. All his life he has craved attention and dreamed of breaking into showbiz. So finally at the age of 90, Mr Leahy has scored his first gig as a stand up comedian. OK, he … Continue reading

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Big Night Ahead

Oh dear, what would inspire a woman to waltz  into a Walgreens and shoplift 26 boxes of condoms, an ovulation test and a box of  Huggies baby wipes? Hmm, might want to ask Alexandrea Brooks who now has a warrant … Continue reading

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Gut Instincts Fail

A word of warning from a 30 year veteran FBI profiler, that well mannered nice guy living in your cul de sac could well be a friggin psychopath with bodies in the freezer. Mary Ellen O’Toole has heard it all … Continue reading

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