Monthly Archives: October 2011

Friggin Budget Airlines

Budget airline Ryanair had a little midair emergency when the tape (thought to be duct tape) used to patch up the pilot’s window came unstuck.Ooh ah. Some of the 200 passengers saw the ground crew whack the tape around the … Continue reading

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Truck Full of Bees Overturns

You know what I hate? When a truck full of about 25 million angry bees overturns on a highway and they get all swarmy. I really friggin hate that! The driver of the semi has been taken to hospital in … Continue reading

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The Worlds Biggest Floating Garbage Dump Heading to the US

Hey loons, remember that Japanese tsunami ? Ever wondered where all that debris went after it got sucked into the ocean? You know all the TVs, fridges, furniture and general ruble etc. Hmm, well it’s heading to Hawaii at a … Continue reading

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Alien Filmed in The Amazon

If an alien was going to plonk himself anywhere on earth where do you think he would go? Well it seems the Amazon rainforests, that’s where. Two British tourists claim they filmed an alien in the jungle and have passed … Continue reading

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7.3 Earthquake Rattles Turkey

Authorities fear more than a 1,000 people could have perished in a massive earthquake which hit Eastern Turkey today. The 7.3 quake turned buildings into ruble and has left thousands homeless. Rescuers are currently trying to get to the trapped.

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Marco Simoncelli Dies In MotoGP Race

Not a good week for motorsport. Sad to announce the death of MotoGP rider Marco Simoncelli who was killed during a race in Malaysia. Just four minutes into the race Simoncelli lost control of his Honda and was hit by … Continue reading

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Keep One Eye Open

That defunct German satellite is hurtling to earth as we speak. It should be here within hours so keep your eyes peeled loons. There should be about 30 pieces coming at you at about 450kms (280miles) an hour. But as … Continue reading

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Severed Feet Mystery Maybe Solved

OK loons, remember those friggin 12 severed feet that have washed up on the shores of British Columbia in the last 4 years? Well police have been able to positively identify two of them. Yep, they belong to the same … Continue reading

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Thieving Priest

A Catholic priest in Germany who feared he would go broke in his old age spent 40 years nicking money from church collection plates. The naughty priest had accumulated over 1 million euros in coins and notes but hadn’t spent … Continue reading

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Feet Up Perth

Could Perth have a serial killer shark on the loose? A 3m white pointer is believed responsible for the death of an American man who had been diving off Rottnest Island today. Hello, this is the third victim in seven … Continue reading

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