Monthly Archives: November 2011

November 30, 2011

911 Is Not A Santa Hotline

Hmm, I know two little snowflakes who might not get a visit from Santa this year. The two tikes, 4 and 6 rang 911 and asked to speak to either the police chief or Santa Claus.  Sadly, they didn’t get … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2011

What’s On The Shoplifters List This Christmas

Attention shoplifters, wondering what to steal this Christmas? Worry no longer, here’s this year’s top ten list . Nikes (the standard classic), expensive perfume (for regifting purposes), Let’s Rock Elmo (absolutely), Ralph Lauren polo shirts (always fashionable), brand deodorant (why?), … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2011

Second Racist Rant

From the same people who bought you the “racist rant on a tram” comes the second installment. Yes indeedy, another woman has also been filmed hurling abuse at passengers, this time on a train in England.

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November 30, 2011

Kidnapper Sues Hostages

Heed this warning, people who get taken as hostages, never, ever make a verbal deal with a murder suspect  even if he offers you lots and lots of money. In 2009 Jared and Lindsay Rowley were lalala-ing in their Kansas … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2011

AIDS joke fail

OK, here’s the thing lady, don’t jokingly tell the man you just slept with that you have AIDS or he might just go and get his 12 gauge shotgun from the closet and shoot you in the head, making you … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2011

Stink Ink

Oh my, a warning to anyone who allows “artist discretion” when getting a tattoo. Make sure he doesn’t tattoo a big pile of steaming dog poo on your back with flies buzzing around it. I’m just saying! Poor Rossie Brovent … Continue reading →

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November 29, 2011

Dr Conrad Murray Get The Maximum

I’m betting Dr Conrad Murray wishes he could take some propofol with him where he’s going. Sheez, 4 years huh? Should have cried more!!!

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November 29, 2011

Are You Insane?

The lacoste wearing Norweigian serial killer who is Anders Behring Breivik has been deemed ….. wait for it …. mentally insane. Seriously? Seems his bomb attack and then murder spree, which left 77 people dead and 151 injured, was triggered … Continue reading →

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November 29, 2011

Joran Van Der Sloot Fan Club

Membership 1. Oh for crying out loud, a female radiologist in the US, has taken suspected murderer Joran Vander Sloot under her protective wing. Mary Hamer from Florida, believes the poor boy is suffering Post Traumatic Stress due to the … Continue reading →

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November 29, 2011

Day Care Bunny Found

Dude, stealing a rabbit called Twinkle from a church day care center is no way to go through life. Theodore Benner, a 20 year old uni student, was charged with burglary  after police were called to Benner’s dorm room following … Continue reading →

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