Oh, for heaven sakes, is there nothing worse than a randy ghost? Poor granny Doris Birch has her hands full (or is that the other way around?) with a groping ghost. Yep, every night the 73 year old has to sleep with one eye open because a poltergeist has decided to take up residence in her flat and BED “It’s like an octopus” she says, “It started four months ago.I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands.” Despite her attempts at warding off it’s advances ,by throwing her duvet and mattress off her bed , the damn thing just won’t take the hint.Now Ms Birch has had to get herself a ghostbuster to stop the molesting!!!
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Mr Birch is just frisky
There’s a movie about that. One night when Jan and the kids went shoping I decided to watch a scary movie. The ghost used to undress and get into bed with this woman. I think they were Celts too as he had a long red beard. There was axing in it too. I was too scared to move off the couch and relieved when someone came home. You know me Loon I do believe in ghosts. Maybe this one was an old boyfriend back for a bit lol. Poor woman.
The movie The Entity has a horny ghost in it.
Not sure how I am supposed to pass this on so I am just going to do this.
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Thanks Psychowatcher, now I have two of them