Attention shoplifters, wondering what to steal this Christmas? Worry no longer, here’s this year’s top ten list .
Nikes (the standard classic), expensive perfume (for regifting purposes), Let’s Rock Elmo (absolutely), Ralph Lauren polo shirts (always fashionable), brand deodorant (why?), Gillette Mach 4 (the best a man can be), iphone 4 (duh!), power tools (including electric toothbrushes), Alcohol (whiskey preferred)…. and at number 1…drum roll please…the most common item stolen during the festive season is “luxury meat” like fillet mignon.
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Nothin’ like a big ole steak in my stocking!
I never knew an electric toothbrush was a power tool.
Better keep a tight hold on the luxury meat.
I wonder where nearly expired bologna ranks on that list?
Up there with my polony knob
That sounds about right from what I’ve learned from my ex-shoplifter friends who always call around this time of year trying to unload stuff at bargain prices.
Is Kielbasa a luxury meat? Just wondering.